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Claude for Chrome

anthropic calls the ai browser bet just to stay in the hand. as for their product offering, their pitch seems to be: browser agents are like holding a live grenade while you do your work. ours is better because it comes with a helmet.

Musk’s xAI sues Apple, OpenAI alleging anticompetitive scheme harmed X, Grok

elon can't comprehend that hiring a dweeby little nerd as head of product won't propel his ai hitler/hentai pornbot app past the fastest growing app of all time, so he sues app the store. you know, like a real man would.

Uncle Sam Shouldn’t Own Intel Stock

the government helping out intel retroactively has strings attached, and wsj thinks this is a bad idea. because it's weird, and possibly spooky, and feels kinda socialist? idk but i'm only buying if nancy pelosi is too